How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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