Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
