I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
how does that bad decision feel?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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