Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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