Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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