How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I smell stomach acid.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Bring me that man meat
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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