Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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