There is no way he is gay with that hair.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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