you have to choose: penises or morals?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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