There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
