real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We named our party play list daddy issues
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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