i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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