I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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