So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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