i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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