There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
third nipple confirmed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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