Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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