It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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