he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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