no, he came in my armpit
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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