they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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