Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
tell me about the fingering
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