Please, let me fuck your mom
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Four minutes until I can fart!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
They took my balls.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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