She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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