Barsexuality is the new black.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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