I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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