I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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