hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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