Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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