Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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