Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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