i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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