Fuck appropriateness.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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