quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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