How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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