please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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