not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
How external is "for external use only"?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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