oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I pour the whiskey from now on
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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