new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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