Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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