I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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