just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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