Me. At least after what I've been through.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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