Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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