So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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