hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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