um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize
