Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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