i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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