Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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