hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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