What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
tell me about the eggs
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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