maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
we made out on top of his cat.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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