i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
